Title: Humanitarian Humorist

Gender: Male

Age: 53

Sun Sign: Capricorn

Chinese Sign: Wood Horse

Location: Fayetteville, Georgia

My purpose on this planet was revealed to me on November 22, 1995 through an encoded message through a series of light projected moving cells on a large white screen.
 
This secret message was masterfully shared over an 81 minute period in a comfortable dark briefing room called the “TOY STORY” room.  Even though we had to pay $7.50 each, apparently, only 126 of us (including 83 kids) were invited to this briefing.

The invisible leader of this briefing was a person going by the code name of “PIXAR”.  Mr. PIXAR never revealed himself to any of his followers, but he did introduce all of us to our new leader,  the incomparable, CAPTAIN BUZZ LIGHTYEAR.
 
After reviewing my life's docier, CAPTAIN LIGHTYEAR enlisted me to personally support him on a HIGHLY CLASSIFIED TASK…..the accomplishment of SECRET MISSION Z-2012…(raising the consciousness of humans) to enable all of us to move at “LIGHTSPEED” on our evolution of LOVE)…..I never understood why we had to have a “WOODY” during this mission of love, …but I digress….
 
Anyway, this mission was not to be easy because none of us can really fly very far…..but we all came to “EARTH SCHOOL” to overcome obstacles much larger than this!

Because COMMANDER LIGHTYEAR is looking for the best seeds on the planet to join us (and he speaks fluent Dutch), we knew Zaadz was the best recruiting station we could identify on the planet. 

You need to update your “CONSCIOUSNESS DRAFT CARD” however, because, either COMMANDER LIGHTYEAR or I will be contacting you in the coming weeks to enlist you into the “LIGHTYEAR BRIGADE”.
 
Our SECRET MISSION Z-2012 requires that we take at least 10% of our 6.6 billion friends from “EARTH SCHOOL” on a journey to INFINITY…..and BEYOND! ! !

It promises to be an Incredible Journey……..Stay tuned……..

HERE IS MY APPROVED DOCIER:

As if by Divine Intervention, I was conceived on (what some historians say was the very first day of Rock and Roll), April 12, 1954.

(It was also the day that Walt Disney announced that he would open a new theme park called DISNEYLAND the following year…see…..BUZZ and I were fated)

While Bill Haley and the Comets were recording “Rock Around the Clock” at the Pythian Temple studios in New York City, MOM and DAD were rockin' to a wild and rainy power-outage caused by a severe thunderstorm in Columbia, S.C.

I was conceived with an added UMMPHH of the power of thunder and ligthtening on a HIGH VOLTAGE NIGHT that fateful Wednesday night.

Like a Blazing Comet out of the sky (including the BIG TAIL), I burst into the world on Wednesday, January 12, 1955 at 5:04 PM.  

It has taken me 51 years of self study and a hell of a lot of mistakes to get to where I AM today.  I realize NOW that I have carefully drawn incredible people into my life each and every day to teach me the POWERFUL lessons of LOVE, FORGIVENESS and TRUST.

I AM grateful for every hardship that I brought to mySELF to best enable me to explore how I feel about mySELF.

I understand NOW that until I truly KNOW mySELF and LOVE mySELF, I will continue to bring lessons of love through difficult people, occurances and outcomes that force me to take a deeper look inside MYSELF.

I realize NOW that I carefully create my OWN REALITY….through my every thought, word and intention…..I alone AM responsible for each and every experience in my life.

I AM ready to live an AUTHENTIC LIFE and become a LOVING CO-CREATOR of MY world because….after-all… I was born to bring in the HIGH ENERGY of THUNDER and LIGHTENING and I have been ROCKIN' and ROLLIN' ever since ! ! !

Now I bring my entire ENERGY and LIGHT into full purpose and the GLOBAL ACCOMPLISHMENT OF MISSION Z-2102!

Thanks! 

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